everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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