She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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