It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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