it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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