Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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