After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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