Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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