the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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