You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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