Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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