This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
May the power of my ass compel you!!
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