How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
