her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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