I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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