You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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