soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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