just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
he wants to bone in the snuggie
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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