He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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