It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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