Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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