Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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