1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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