That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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