You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
my being single is dangerous.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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