Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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