Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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