Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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