Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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