I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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