remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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