just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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