I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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