I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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