I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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