Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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