I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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