hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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