I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I have aggressive nipples.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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