FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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