How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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