ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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