The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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