I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
The adults are the big ones right?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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