when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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