He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
It's Friday. Sex?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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