Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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