I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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