If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Girls should come with a carfax report
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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