Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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