why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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