just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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