That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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