YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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